THE AD: After making friends with a bunch of suburban kids in a Totino’s spot released in October, Chazmo–the pizza-roll-eating space alien–has decided it’s time to return home. Regrettably, a mechanical mishap with his spaceship kills Chazmo instead. MY HOT TAKE: Boys aged 12 to19 consume more pizza than any other demographic, so why is…THE AD: After making friends with a bunch of suburban kids in a Totino’s spot released in October, Chazmo–the pizza-roll-eating space alien–has decided it’s time to return home. Regrettably, a mechanical mishap with his spaceship kills Chazmo instead. MY HOT TAKE: Boys aged 12 to19 consume more pizza than any other demographic, so why is… Read More
